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Here are a few Christmas quotes to help get you in the holiday spirit.
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” ―L
“One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.” —J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don’t do Christmas?” ―
“It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowman in their basement.” —Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
“It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life.” —Nick Hornby, About a Boy
“Do give books—religious or otherwise—for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” —Lenore Hershey
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” —Andy Rooney
“What do you think of Christmas?” “I like it,” she said. “I think we should have it every year.” ―One More Summer
“Of course Santa is dead, you force a guy to eat a billion cookies in one night, what do you think is going to happen?” —Jimmy Kimmel
“There is something about Christmas that requires a rug rat. Little kids make Christmas fun. I wonder if I could rent one for the holidays.” —Laurie Halse Anderson
“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.” —Garrison Keillor, Leaving Home
“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.” —Helen Steiner Rice
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” —Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol
“There has been only one Christmas—the rest are anniversaries.” ―
“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.”―
“Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock.” ―
The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” ―The Christmas Box
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