Oscar Sparrow

Biography

Oscar Sparrow identifies as a genetically unmodified omnivore and heterosexual fantasist. A one time rhymester and sewage tanker driver, he is the official Poet Lorry-Park.

He has his own hair, teeth and drain rods.

He has a first in literary pretension studies at the the University of Chipping Sodbury and a second in the egg and spoon race at Saint Francis the Ass Primary School in 1956.