Oscar Sparrow

Biography

Oscar Sparrow identifies as a genetically unmodified omnivore and heterosexual fantasist. A one time rhymester and sewage tanker driver, he is the official Poet Lorry-Park.

He has his own hair, teeth and drain rods.

He has a first in literary pretension studies at the the University of Chipping Sodbury and a second in the egg and spoon race at Saint Francis the Ass Primary School in 1956.

Fun Facts

Hobbies

Cycling, kayaking, visiting France.

Most Exotic Place Visited

Thailand

What Shampoo Do You Use?

Asda cheapest anti-dandruff shampoo with conditioner

Your Dream Car

Landrover Defender

Favorite Sport

Cycle racing

Mountains or Beach? Why?

Mountains - because then I could train at altitude and be really fit for the beach!

Pet Peeve

Virtue-signalling by nasty people

Number of Published Books

Book that Changed Your Life

'Missing From Home' by Geoffrey Trease - the first book I ever lost myself in.

Favorite Place to Write

Some place alone with a blank wall.

Do You Listen to Music While Writing? What Kind?

Favorite Character You Created

Selena Fontesse

Where Do You Live?

United Kingdom

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