Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space

Description

Hey, Wanna-Be Billionaire Space Travelers!

Been there! Done it! And Zip PT Zoingzoing didn’t waste billions [like you already, Mr. Bezos!] just to go to a crappy nearby desert planet like Mars. In this book, renegade astronaut Zip PT Zoingzoing lays open his astounding story about traveling across the universe from far-flung planet to far-out planet.

Is this book, which claims to be true and not science fiction, an outrageous travelogue or a wild satire? Or both? What is clear is that this anti-science fiction story satirizes sci-fi as much as people on planet Earth by encountering strangely familiar and crazy life forms far off in the galaxy. You will see a planet where everyone looks the same; a planet free and open about sex but with big hang ups and taboos about food. (This book was published there also and the graphic food descriptions offended everyone.) You’ll see a planet full of zombies all on drugs. You’ll see a planet run by insurance cartels, a planet destroyed by useless crap, a planet of eco-gluttons and lots of other out of this world stuff. So what are you waiting for? Get on the rocket ship with Zip PT Zoingzoing and blast off reading!