War is Nature’s way of dealing with overpopulation. It’s basically a Cull. War, earthquakes, floods, pestilence are all her reactions to the overcrowding of this planet.
I start Wars.
It’s time for a new major struggle: a World War. It takes a lot of preparation. A lot of networking and diplomacy. And usually brutal murder.
It’s what I do. And I’m good at it.
I gather the tinder.
Strike the match.
Fan the flame.
. . . Then watch it burn.