A time travel adventure across the multiverse. Following her unsuccessful attempt to assassinate her brother-in-law, an English call centre worker, Gesh (The Drunken Weed), and her victim, John Berwick, flee.
Along the way, they meet Greek and Norse gods, Roman invaders, Neanderthals, a druid, and an Anglo-Saxon shield maiden, among others.
Gesh discovers an identical version of herself on an alternative Mars and gives birth to twins, while John marries a second wife (unbeknown to his first), Gesh’s best friend, Pandora of Greek myth fame in Napoleonic England.
The first book of the light hearted Irrelevant One Saga.