When an armed robbery at Final Spinz—the dry cleaners where hardened matriarch Fionnuala Flood works—leads to the death of beloved pensioner Mrs. Ming, the ensuing investigation unleashes dark secrets that promise to bring Fionnuala closer to her husband, Paddy; her mother, Maureen; and the four children of her brood still in town. Or tear them apart forever.
The dysfunctional Floods are ripping apart at the seams. Fionnuala, banished from the family home for a heinous act that threatened the life of her most beloved son, must live, exile-like, in a dilapidated trailer on the outskirts of the town Derry, in Northern Ireland. She’s desperate to inveigle her way back into the family so she can rule over them once more with her iron rod and rapier tongue. Paddy and the family want to be rid of her, but if Fionnuala has her way, she’s going nowhere. Like static cling.
Throw into the mix the return of a contestant from Safari Millionaire, some shocking DNA results, and Fionnuala’s plan to save the world from evil, and bestselling author Gerald Hansen’s fifth book about this shocking family is another hilarious ride—part roller coaster, carousel, and ghost train—that will leave you gasping, wincing and, most of all, laughing.