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There are many rules to follow as your mom’s guest at the company holiday party.
Rule one—do not, under any circumstances, find the new boss so attractive.
Rule two—definitely do not undress him with your eyes.
Rule three—if he slips you his phone number, throw it away. I repeat, throw it away. Who cares if just one look into his blue eyes makes you want to drag him underneath the nearest mistletoe?
Rule four—when you show up at his house the next day, do not let him kiss you. Your lips are meant to say good-bye.
Rule five—at no point should you let him take off your clothes like he’s unwrapping his sexy Christmas gift. And moaning will only make it worse.
Rule six—rule six is a bonus rule, so pay attention. Forget rules one through five.
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