The Efficiency Claus: An Improbable Christmas Tale

Description

In a world gone mad, Santa’s chief of staff, Under-claus, is trying to suck all the magic out of Christmas and digitize, organize, computerize, and industrialize the North Pole. He will replace the toy factory assembly line with cyber-elves and deliver all the toys by drone. Santa will be destroyed and the world will become a sadder place for it. Under-claus simply must be stopped.

Alarick Aldrich is the supervisor of the day shift, and he and his son Rooney mobilize the E.L.F., the Elf Liberation Force, to take Under-claus down and rescue Santa, but not before Under-claus forms the Efficiency Army and war is declared.

The Efficiency Claus is an improbable tale of victory over a villain of dastardly proportions, an adventure that will warm your heart and stir your soul and yes, put the magic back into Christmas. Oh . . . and there’s cake: lots and lots of cake.