Take Us to Your Trump

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The government has been lying to us! Not about public corruption or lurid scandals or secret wiretapping programs . . . Okay yes, all that stuff too, but I’m not talking about that right now. The government has also been lying to us about space aliens. Aliens have landed on the National Mall and are asking to speak with the President of the United States.

For the sake of the planet, diplomat Michael Wallenson is tasked with keeping them away from Donald Trump at all costs. Will Michael succeed? Or will these heavily armed, easily offended aliens succeed in reaching our leader? Building the border dome, coal-powered missiles, and the true identities of the men in black—all in Take Us to Your Trump, another hilarious satirical comedy from author Andrew Stanek.