Don’t Sh*t in My Toilet

Description

In this unique comedy collection, Don’t Sh*t in My Toilet uses questionable wit to indulge your humor palate.

“This book is a work of genius!” —Christian H.

“I can’t believe he wrote a book. Or that I dated him. Gross!” —Anonymous

Take my hand (or not—I may have just scratched my . . .) as we journey through a variety of comedy types and styles. We’ll explore satire, sketch, surreal, observational, and even some bodily stuff. Sure, there’s humor about poop. Butt, there are also different kinds, like abnormal advertisements, new greeting cards, terrible human behaviors (both real and digital), poop (did I mention this already?), and amazing new products, like a product that can give that space between your privates and cheeks a much-needed makeover. It even has some thinkers, like riddles, multiple choice questions, and new euphemisms.

Think of it as lowbrow humor with a hint of that highbrow stuff. It calls out and pokes fun at human absurdity, which is why some people love animals way more than humans. It’s the ideal gift for potty humorists and poo enthusiasts, and works for any occasion (except funerals . . . or maybe funerals?). Best of all, there are pictures!!!

I fully expect this book to cure humanity of all its annoying flaws, resulting in everyone living happy,
wonderful lives. What? It could happen.