Dick Wiener’s Caribbean Christmas: An Overstuffed Sequel (Dick Wiener Book 2)

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“A riotous, explosive adventure novel—as hilarious as it is action-packed” —Joelene Pynnonen, Independent Book Review

There’s trouble in paradise . . . and hilarious fun! Dick Wiener traveled back in time and saved the world. Now, he just wants some rest and relaxation. But there’s trouble lurking beneath the turquoise waters near Cayo Pene.

A mutiny on Dick’s prized new yacht, the Salty Surprise, leaves the toilet-salesman-turned-hero marooned in the tropics, with his family missing. When Dick crosses paths with benevolent drug smuggler and foodie Chavo Cortes, their stories intertwine over a cheeseburger, a half-ton of cocaine and a misplaced hand grenade.

They’re joined by Busty Bixby, an adult film star and assassin, and Father McKill, a hitman for Jesus, who show up in a storm of bullets with Wiener’s name on them. But nothing is what it seems on this imperfect getaway. They’ve all plunged neck deep into a sinister Caribbean conspiracy masterminded by a shadowy figure from Dick’s murky past. With his family in jeopardy and the birthday of the Lord approaching, Wiener must enlist a band of heroic misfits, murderers, and fools to fight back.

Facing pirates, profiteers, a drug kingpin, and a deranged nuclear sub captain who aim to scuttle Dick’s dream vacation, the only way to save Christmas—and save his family from a watery grave—is to kick some ass. An epic adventure awaits . . .

“A bewildering feat of mayhem, madness and turbulent tumescence wrapped-up in one of the most exhaustingly funny books I’ve ever read.” —Jonathan Harries, author of Killing Harry Bones