Don’t meddle with the metal.
The world has a new hero, but he’s short a penny.
Stamped with a one-cent handicap, laughed at inside every purse or pocket he dropped into, Ned Nickel never believed he’d amount to much, not even a cheap cigar. But when fate places Ned rim to rim with a sagacious Indian nickel, the four-center learns that he has a most surprising destiny.
Chief Iron Tail instructs Ned in the ways of “wampum,” and Ned soon discovers that his puny diameter contains a million bucks of e pluribus awesome. Teaming up with a luckless Lincoln wheat penny, the three coins sally forth to save Coinworld from a worthless future and become the champions of small change everywhere.
A bigger story never came in a smaller package.