Muddy has been living in France for seven baguette-filled years, all the time making eyes with Les Dudes. This is a collection of short, humorous stories of her French life, via flirts. Warning: No kissing and no sex scenes, just lots of fun, flirty moments with guys of all ages, even the married ones (Come on! C’est la vie!), in different cities over France, and during her different jobs like ski school receptionist, language teacher, and comedian. Note: No married men were harmed in the writing of this memoir. Second Note: Those sensitive to the use of swear words may want to skip it. Muddy is a comic, performing Stand-Up in English and French. She’s got the comedy lingo thing going on, hence the dollops of f’s, mf’s, and merdes. Now, let’s get to the Frenchie feelgood flirts so you can enjoy a glimpse into life in France as a solo woman, and watch out for the Bonus Flirts at the end.