Body #1 – I found in bed, with me. That was a shock.
Body #2 – I found in bed, not with me. That was a relief.
Body #3 - Died telling me I’m a lousy actress. I already knew that.
Body #4 - Died trying to kill me.
Body #5 - Died kidnapping me.
Body #6 - Died guarding me.
Body #7 - Was a really bad man.
Body #8 - Was an even worse man.
That's a lot of dead bodies for a girl looking for a week's relaxation in Cabo. Unless I can escape the cartel, I might be next.